One day a brunette mother walks in her daughter's room, she sees a cigarette pack on the floor and says, "I didnt know my daughter smoked."
The same day a redheaded mother is looking in her son's room and sees a beer bottle on the floor and says, "I didn't know my son drank."
The same day, a blonde mother is in her daughter's room and sees a condom on the floor and says, "I didn't know my daughter had a penis!"
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