Three midgets are standing in front of the Guinness Book of World Records building when the first midget says "I bet i have the smallest hands in the world!" He goes in and comes out excited as can be. "Yes! I have the record for worlds smallest hands!"
The second midget, who is jealous of the first says, "Well hey, my feet are tiny. I bet they are the smallest in the world!" So he walks into the building and comes out extremely happy as well. "Nice! I have the record for worlds smallest feet!"
Finally, the third midget who is also jealous that his two friends are world record holders proclaims "Well my dick is tiny. I bet its the smallest in the world!" So he walks in, but when he comes out he has a sad look on his face. "Well did you break the record?" the first two midgets ask excitedly.
"Nope its hopeless (insert name of friend) has the smallest dick in the world."
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