...And are greeted by Saint Peter, who tells them "Welcome to Heaven. Before I can let you in, you each must tell me how you died."
The first man approaches Saint Peter and begins to tell him his story.
"I had good reason to think that my wife was cheating with me while I was at work, so today I came home early and went to my 50th floor apartment to confront her. She was surprised to see me, but she insisted that nobody else was there. Even so, I figured the guy must have been hiding somewhere, but I couldn't find him even though I searched the place up and down. Just when I thought I was wrong, though, I happened to look out the open window and see a guy hanging on the ledge outside. I stomped on his hands and sent him falling down to the ground fifty floors down, but he landed in a bush outside and lived. In my anger, I picked up my fridge and threw it out of the window onto him, and the strain gave me a heart attack and killed me."
Saint Peter decides that this man had a pretty miserable death, so he lets him into heaven. The next man approaches Saint Peter.
"Could you even believe it? I was doing my daily exercises by climbing around the 50th story ledge of the apartment building I live at when some crazy guy comes out and stomps on my hands! I was sure that the fall would kill me, but I landed on a bush outside and lived. Then, while I'm sitting there in awe of still being alive, I see a refrigerator hurtling towards me. Next thing I knew, I was here."
Saint Peter realizes that this poor man's death is just a misunderstanding, so he lets him into heaven. The third man approaches him.
"So, imagine that I'm hiding in a refrigerator..."
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