In the morning when they all wake up, the man on the left says:
"I had the weirdest dream last night - I dreamt that someone was pulling my cock"
The man on the right looks instantly surprised and says:
"Now that is strange, I had exactly the same dream - that someone was pulling my cock!"
The man in the middle begins to look confused, suspicious, and then disgusted, and then says:
"Well this is awkward - last night I dreamt that I was skiing"
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