Walked up to a nice girl at the bar last night and asked her if there were 20 letters in the alphabet.
She said, "no" , looking at me like I had two heads. "There's, 26."
"Oh," I said, "you're right! U-R-A-Q-T!"
Smiling, she giggled and said, "You're forgetting one more..."
Leaning in towards her, I whispered, "No I'm not. You'll get the D later."
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