Three men were lost in the desert

.. They started starving and losing hope in surviving, so they decided to eat eachother to survive. They came with a rule. Everyday, someone sacrifices a part from his body to eat. The first day, one of them gave his fingers. The next day, another gave his feet. The third day, the last one was to afraid to lose a part of his body so he came up with this idea. He called them the first in the morning and said: "Guys, today we shall drink milk"

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