They had passed all the tests up to this point and we're ready for the final test. They stood before the bishop and he told them that the final test would prove their devotion to God. They were instructed to take all their clothes off and tie little bells around their dicks.
The bishop told the first man to stand and prepare for the test. Then, a beautiful stripper came in and began to grind on the first man. Sure enough, the bell jingled
*Ting-a-Ling*
The bishop said, "I'm sorry, Patrick, but you are not devoted to God, go hit the showers." Then the second man came in and the stripper entered. Once again, the bells jingled
*Ting-a-Ling*
The bishop told the second man, "David, I'm afraid that you are not devoted to God. Go hit the showers."
Finally, the third man enters and stands ready for the test. The stripper comes in but she cannot arouse this man for her life! The bishop congratulates the third man for he must be truly devoted to God. "Congratulations on becoming a priest, young man, go hit the showers with Patrick and David."
*Ting-a-Ling*
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