Three men, each with an adult daughter, arrive at the gates of heaven. St Peter greets them, then says to the first man, "you cannot be granted access to heaven as you have devoted your whole life to the accumulation of wealth. You even named your daughter here Penny, and she has continued the family tradition. There can be no admittance for either of you."
The man & his daughter turn away & St Peter turns to the second couple. "You may not enter the kingdom of heaven as you have spent all your life worshipping at the altar of alcohol, as has your daughter, whom you named Sherry. You may not enter."
As the second man & his daughter turn away the third turns to his offspring & saya, "Come on Fanny. We're clearly wasting our time here."
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