An American, a German and a Russian. After a few hours the three decide to brag about who can drink more. The American goes first and holds up one finger. "I can drink one bottle of vodka in one sitting". The other two applaud him as that is an impressive feat. The German goes second and holds up two fingers. "I can drink two bottles of vodka in one sitting". The other two congratulate him, as that is even more impressive. Lastly, the Russian goes and holds up three fingers. Both the German and the American quickly exclaim "YOU CAN DRINK THREE WHOLE BOTTLES OF VODKA IN ONE SITTING?". "Bottles?" says the Russian, "No, three days".
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