An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Spaniard were all in the hospital for a bizarre sickness. After numerous weeks without any sort of change, they had decided to end their lives. The three devised a plan to get on the roof, and jump tomorrow night.
The next night, they had all reached the roof and lined up to jump. The Englishman went first, and jumped to his death. The Frenchman went second, and also jumped to his death. The Spaniard went third, and the Spanish Flu.
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