The first guy sees the second guy crying and asks " Why are you crying?"
He answers " I got my blood tested today."
And the first guy says " Oh, so you were afraid."
2nd guy goes " No, its not that. During the blood test, they accidentally cut off my finger."
The first guy feels sorry for the 2nd guy, but suddenly the 3rd guy starts crying. "Why are you crying?" Says the 1st guy.
3rd guy says while sobbing, " I am getting my urine test today."
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