We're all born with scars. from the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, we all share that same mark...

This year I got...

My girlfriend thinks I love her and my wife thinks I want to fuck her.

An Englishman, a...

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman meet by chance in a tavern. After a...

What's a female...

"Girls just iguana have fun".

My friend

My friend said she likes Nickleback

Henery and mikes...

here is a song: OHHHH bin lattin dont you die so guick im ganna fuck your...

Man runs over a...

His wife yells at him to drive back to see if it's still alive... So they...

What do you call...

A Doctor.

Two guys are...

Two guys are standing in line to enter heaven. One turned around and asked...

If a man's...

Historically insignificant. Full disclosure: Heard on the radio this...

Never Forget

There are three things a man over 40 should never forget: Never pass up...