... and met St. Peter at the pearly gates, who was explaining a new reward system to the newcomers. Each person who made it to heaven would receive a vehicle, the quality of which would be determined by how faithful they were to their spouses on Earth. The first man had his fair share of adulterous adventures, and he received a 1992 Toyota Corolla. The second man was pretty faithful, but even he was not loyal throughout his entire life, and he received a brand new Chevy Silverado. These two men then approached then third man, who was in tears. "Why are you so upset?", one of them asked. "You were the most faithful man we ever knew, and look, you've got a Lamborghini!" The third man replied, "Yes, but look at my wife over there. She's riding a scooter!"
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