Three men die on Christmas Eve and go to heaven

Where they are met by Saint Peter.

"In order to get in," he tells them, " you must each produce something representative of the holidays."

The first digs through his pocket and pulls out a match and lights it.

" this represents a candle of hope." Impressed, Peter allows the first man through.

The second man pulls out a tangle of keys and shakes them.

" these are bells." He says. Peter allows him through also.

" so," Peter says to third man, " what do you have?"

The third man proudly shows him a pair of red panties.

" what do those have to do with Christmas?" Asks Peter.

" they're Carol's"

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