...and St. Peter, as he is wont to do, asks them how they got there.
The first man says "I got back to my apartment early from work. I found my wife lying on our bed naked, clearly excited and I put two and two together. I ran out to the living room and looked out the window. Down on the street below I saw a man running while putting on his jacket and straightening his tie. Well, in my rage I was able to lift our refrigerator and hurled it out the window at him. Unfortunately, the strain gave me a heart attack and I died."
"Wow, that's quite a story," said St. Peter. "What about you?" he asked the second man.
"I was late for work again and knew that it was nip and tuck whether I could catch my bus. I wolfed down some coffee and ran out the door carrying my jacket and doing up my tie. Next thing I know a refrigerator landed on me. Needless to say it was fatal."
St. Peter said "I see." Looking at the third man he asked "What's your story?"
"I'm really not sure," said the man. "I was just minding my own business, sitting in a refrigerator."
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