Three men arrive at heaven. There God tells them that each part of their experience in heaven will be based off of how they behaved in their lives. He says that their transportation around the streets of heaven will be based on how faithful they were in their marriages. The most faithful man who never even thought about cheating on his wife was given a Ferrari, the man who would think about cheating but never did was given an average sedan, and the man that cheated was given an old beat up car that could barely run. One day the man in the junk car was driving down the streets of heaven when he saw the Ferrari on the side of the road. He pulls over and sees the man crying in his car. The man in the old car asks him why he is crying, after all he has the nicest car. The man in the Ferrari stops crying, turns to the man in the old car, and says "I just passed my wife... She was on rollerblades!"
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