A sixty year old, a seventy year old, and an eighty year old man are sitting on a porch discussing the different stages of aging.
"When I wake up in the morning it now takes me 30 minutes to be able to take a piss!" complained the sixty year old.
"That's nothing," responded the seventy year old, "I wake up every morning at 6am sharp, but sit on the toilet unable to take a shit until 8."
"Hm." chimed in the eighty year old, "I take a piss right at 6:30, and a shit right at 7 every single morning."
"That sounds perfect," responded the other two men, "Being eighty sounds easy!"
"Well, I dunno about that, gents. I don't wake up until 8."
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