... and one of them points to a couple in the distance that all three of them know. The couple is made of Joe, a strong, stern, and prideful man who never smiles, and his cheerful, albeit aggressive, wife, Sue.
The pointing man in the trio, we'll call him Tom, says to his friends, "Guys, I bet you each five bucks that I can get Joe to laugh."
"Ha," one of them replies. "That's a lame bet. You may as well pay up right now."
Tom merely stands up and walks over to the couple. Tom, Joe, and Sue are too far away for the two friends to hear, but they can clearly see Tom say something and then Joe fall over laughing. When Tom comes back, he holds out his hand and his friends reluctantly pay up.
As soon as he has his money, Tom says, "I bet I can get Sue to cry just as fast."
"You're not going to hurt her, are you?"
"Of course not," Tom replied.
"Fine," the friends reluctantly agree. And so, Tom walks off again. With his back towards his friends, they can't see what his hands are doing, but when Tom is done, Sue stomps off in a huff, a few tears in her eyes.
When Tom comes back, his friends pay up. "How did you make Joe laugh?" One friend asked.
"I told him my little Tommy was bigger than his," Tom replied nonchalantly.
"And how did you make Sue cry?" Asked the other friend.
"I showed her that I was right."
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