All is quiet, and their penises start a conversation: "I really like my master" remarks one. "He always shaves himself down here, so I'm always rockin a fresh new hairstyle." The second dick pipes up: "my master is a nudist, so I'm always allowed out to see what's going on, and the fresh air feels great!" The third cock chimes in "I fucking HATE my master, he puts a PLASTIC BAG on my head and makes me do PUSH UPS into a DARK CAVE until I SPEW!"
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