So justin was walking home one day when he noticed a ladder coming down from the clouds. Interested, justin decided to start climbing it, he reached the first cloud and there Sat the ugliest women that he had ever laid eyes on. She looked at him and said, "you can fuck me or climb the ladder to success." Justin didn't think twice and rocketed up the ladder to the second cloud, where a moderately hot woman was. she said the same thing "You can fuck me or climb the ladder to success". Justin continues to climb, reaching the 3rd cloud a stunningly hot women was standing there, and repeated the same thing "You can fuck me or climb the ladder to success". Justin being a gambling man rockets up the ladder. on reaching the 4th cloud justin finds some giant hideous man, the man looks at justin and says "Hi, i'm Cess" -- Filler so no one reads the punchline by accident, because it would ruin muh joke.
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