The cannibals take the three men to see their chief.
"You have trespassed on our sacred island, so you must be punished. First we will toss you into a cauldron of boiling water to soften up your skin. Then we will tie you to trees and leave you in the hot sun for a week to tan your skin. Then we will skin you alive and make your skin into canoes. After that, we will consume what's left of you."
The men obviously are very scared and beg the cannibals "We're so sorry, we didn't know. Can we at least have one last request?"
The cannibal chief agrees.
The first man asks for a knife. The cannibal chief gives him a knife, and he immediately slits his throat and dies.
The second man asks for a gun. The cannibal chief gives the man an old revolver, and he puts it to his own head and fires.
The third man asks for a fork. The cannibal chief gives him a strange look, but gives him a fork. The man immediately starts stabbing himself all over his body with the fork.
"What do you think you're doing?" yells the cannibal chief.
"FUCK YOUR CANOE" he screams
My favorite joke ever. It's much better in person when you do the stabbing motions at the end.
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