He finds the man in a small cabin deep in the woods. "Sir, you won all of that money in the lottery, why not own a big mansion?" asked the reporter. "Son", the man interjected, "if winning that money taught me anything, it's that all I need is my Bible, my Rosary, and my dandelion wine." Stunned, the reporter pressed, "Is that really all you need?". "Yessir, all I need is my Bible, my Rosary, and my dandelion wine. Would you like some?" asked the man. The reporter, parched from his trek, said "Yes, I think I would." The man looked back through the cabin door and shouted, "ROSARY! GET THE MAN SOME WINE!"
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