when their car breaks down in front of a farm. They knock on the door of the farm house to ask to call a tow truck. The farmer tells them the phone is in the kitchen. One of three men call and find out no one is available until the morning. The farmer offers a mattress in the barn for the men to share for the night. Worn out, the men accept the offer, lay next to each other, and quickly pass out.
In morning, the farmer wakes the men up to tell them the tow truck has arrived and asks how they slept.
The man on the right says, "I slept great! I had a dream I fucked a beautiful woman."
The man on the left says, "I too slept great, and it's funny, I also had a dream I fucked a beautiful woman."
The man in the middle answered, "I slept well also, but I only dreamed I was cross country skiing."
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