Suddenly Satan himself jumps out in front of the car, gets on the bonnet and starts waving his genitals and twirling his tail, screaming obscenities.
One nun says to the other nun. "Sister, it's Satan, what shall we do?" The second nun says "Have faith in Jesus The Redeemer, show him your cross."
The nun gets out of the car approaches Satan and says "GET OFF THE FUCKING BONNET YOU COMPLETE TWAT".
(I'll get my coat)
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