One day, three man become stranded on a cannibal island. The cannibal chief tells them that they may go into the jungle, pick ten fruits, and they will set him free. So the first man brings back ten bananas, and asks to be set free. The cannibal chief tells him that if he can withstand all ten fruits going up his a** without any sound or facial expression, he will be set free. In goes one fruit, two, three, and he winces. They kill him and eat him. The second man comes back with ten grapes, and asks to be set free. The cannibal chief tells him that if he can withstand all ten fruits going up his a** without any sound or facial expression, he will be set free. In goes one fruit, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, and he bursts out laughing. The chief asks,"Why did you laugh? You were so close to being set free?" To which he replies,"Its not the grapes, I just saw the last guy coming with ten watermelons."
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