there are three men in a bar who are all just a bit drunk but in their senses. Their names are Billy, Nicholas, and Josh. A phone rings and Nicholas picks up. it was his girlfriend. she asks Nicholas if she can buy a brand new TV set with his money and he says why not, go ahead. she then asked if she could get a new pool built outside her house with his credit card. Nicholas says it's fine with him. She finally asks if she could buy the latest car with the credit card and he says why not? go ahead. the girlfriend says "thanks, and you left your credit card at my house so i dont need to come and get it." he then hangs up. When he puts the phone down Billy and Josh immediately ask him how drunk is he because he just let his girlfriend spend all his money. Nicholas says lets answer that question after we answer mine first. he asks "Who's phone is this?"
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