The first one goes: "First I rub my wife's whole body with massage oils for a good half hour then I lick her toes. She's usually pretty excited at that point. Then I come down on her for a long time until she begs for me to give her the d. I fuck her very slowly to build up her impatience and after that I fuck her real good and hard. Then she screeeeeams like a maniac."
The second dude goes: "Meh. I'm a real man and my wife likes it this way. I make her undress and do chores in front of me naked. I treat her like a little piece of shit. I blame her. I call her names. Then I tell her she's been a bad gril and that's when the paddle comes in. She loves a good punishment. By the time her butt cheeks are pink and sore she's begging for the d. I tie her up with leather straps and shit. And then I fuck her really hard like a savage and that's when she screeeeeeams like a banshee."
Finally the third guys goes. "Meh. I like it really simple. Get her undressed. Missionary position. I'm usually finished in about 5 minutes."
The first man is confused and asks: "But dude, when does she scream?"
"When I wipe the d with the curtains."
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