Three loggers are killed on the job and trying to get into heaven. St. Peters is bored and decides to play a game with them. Ok boys, he says, you tell me you name and IQ and I'll tell you what you did for a living in the forest. If I'm right, your in. The first guy says my name is Dave and my IQ is 150. St. Peters says "Dave, you were a handfaller weren't you." Dave replies "yes I was" and hes in. The second guy says I'm Frank and my IQ is 120. St. Peters says, "Frank, I'm thinking you were a skidder operator." "that's right", says Frank. He's in . The third guy says "I'm Larry and my IQ is 84." Now St. Peters starts to shake his head. "Larry, Larry, Larry....you had to chain up to get up here didn't you."
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