A man was sitting at home alone when he heard a knock on the front door. There were two deputies there. He asked them if there was a problem.
One of the deputies asked if he was married and if he could see a picture of his wife. The guy says "sure " and shows him a picture of his wife.
The sheriff says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck." The guy says, " I know, but she has a great personality, and is a good cook too.”
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