Barack Obama, Shinzo Abe (PM of Japan), and Bashar Al-Assad (Syrian president) are cruising in Air Force One. As they're flying over the US, Barack turns to the other two and says "This is how much I love my people" and throws a quarter out of the plane.
When they're over Japan, Shinzo says "Well this is how much I love my people" and throws a bag filled with 100 yen coins out of the plane.
Over Syria, Bashar says "Oh yea? Well this is how much I love my people" and proceeds to throw a bomb out of the window.
When they land in the US, Barack sees a kid crying and asks what's wrong. The kid replies "My dad was mowing the lawn when a quarter fell out of the sky and hit him in the head and he died."
After landing in Japan, Shinzo sees a kid crying and asks what's wrong. "My mom was putting out the laundry to dry when a bag of yen fell out of the sky and killed her!" the child responds.
When Bashar lands in Syria, he sees a kid laughing hysterically. "WHAT IS SO FUNNY?!" he yells at the child. "My grandma was kneeling for prayer, and when she bent down, she farted and the whole house exploded!!!"
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