Three guys walk into a stripper bar, a dentist,...

Three guys walk into a stripper bar, a dentist, a lawyer and a banker.


The stripper walks out and starts shaking her butt in the dentist's face.
He takes a twenty from his wallet, licks it, and slaps it on her right butt
cheek.


Then the stripper goes to the lawyer and shakes her butt in his face.
He takes out a twenty, licks
it, and slaps it on her left butt cheek.


Finally, the striper goes to the banker and shakes her butt in his face.
He sits there and thinks for a minute, then he grabs his wallet, takes out
his atm card, slits it down the crack of her butt and takes both twenties.