Three guys are out traveling the world. After a few nights backpacking, they hit up a local bar and have a few drinks. They spend a few hours talking with a local and the local says, "You guys are alright, I'll tell you something that most tourists don't know..." He continues to tell them about a genie on a cliff and the backpackers are intrigued. So, they check it out the next day and see that the old man was telling the truth. They see the genie and he says, "If you jump off this cliff you will land in what you wish for." So, the first guy jump off and shouts, "Women!" He lands in a heap of women. The second guy jumps off and yells, "Money!" He lands in a mass of money. The third guy trips on a rock and says, "Oh, Shit!" And lands in a pile of shit.
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