Three guys are lost in a forest, when suddenly they are ambushed by a tribe of Indians. They are taken to the camp and held prisoner for a couple days. Finally they take the first guy to the cheif. The cheif says, "Booda booda, or Death?" nothing more. The man, obviously not wanting to die, says "Booda booda". He is then brutally raped by the whole tribe for two weeks. They then, after the two weeks, bring the second guy, and ask him the same question. He, also not wanting to die, chooses "Booda booda". He then experiences the same fate of the first man. Now it's time for the third man, the man asks the other two which he should pick, now seeing that Booda booda is a terible choice. Both of them say that Booda booda was so bad they wish they were dead. So, the third man is then asked, "Booda booda, or Death?". The man says, "well I guess I'd rather die than endure that, so I choose death." The cheif smiles and says, "DEATH BY BOODA BOODAA!"
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