One day, several years later, a bottle washes up on the beach. One of the guys opens it to reveal that it contains a genie! The two others rush over when they see what's going on.
The genie says "Normally, I give the person who finds my bottle three wishes, but since there are three of you, I'll give you each one."
She turns to the guy who found the bottle and says, "What is it that you desire?"
The man thinks for a moment, then says "Well, I've been on this island now for several years. I'd really just like to be home with my wife and our two children."
The genie smiles, snaps her fingers, and the man disappears. She turns to the second man and says, "And what is it that you desire?"
He says "Well, like the first man, I too have a family that I greatly wish to return to."
The genie wastes no time and in a second there is only one man remaining on the beach.
She says "You have one wish as well, what is it that you desire?"
The man is silent for a moment, then replies "Well, unlike those other two, I never really had a family." He thinks for a moment longer, then says "I guess I'm pretty lonely, I really wish those two guys were back."
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