Three guys die and go to heaven. As they approach the gates of heaven, the dude at the entrance tells them they must complete a task before being allowed to enter heaven. The task is to collect as many ping pong balls as they can. First guy come back with hundreds and thousands of ping pong balls, he's allowed to enter. Second guy comes back with millions of balls, again, allowed to enter. Third guy comes back with two giant, hairy, and sweety balls. Dude at the entrance says, PING PONG BALLS NOT KING KONG BALLS!
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