God ask "Have you been faithful to your wives?" The first man said "O yes, loved her to much to stray away!" God says "You get to drive a Mercedes threw heaven." The second guy says "I'm sorry father I have I have only a few times" God make him drive a motorcycle around heaven. The last man confesses to multiple time of cheating on his wife, forced to ride a bicycle around heaven. The man on the motorcycle sees the Mercedes pulled over and knocked on the window after seeing the man crying and asks "What wrong your driving a Mercedes in heaven" he replied "I just seen my wife roller skate by!"
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