Three guys climb to the top of a mountain and they find a magic lamp. They rub the lamp, and the genie comes out. The genie says that each man gets one wish, but in order for that wish to come true, they must say it while jumping off the mountain.
The first guy jumps off the mountain and screams "GOLD COINS!". He lands in a pile of gold coins.
The second guy jumps off the mountain and screams "BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!". He lands in the arms of a bunch of beautiful woman.
The third guy trips, and screams "OH SHIT!". He lands in a big pile of shit.
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