Three guys called Mick, Pat and Tat were in a pub. The bartender asks them, "Are you all related?" Mick says "Yeah, we are triplets."

Bartender says,"Well how come two of you are 6 ft tall and one is only 4 ft tall?"
"Well" says Mick,"Me and Pat were always breast fed so there was no tit for Tat."

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