Three guys are standing at the heaven's gate...

...God is coming to the entrance, yawning.

> "Sorry guys, we're closed."

One guy replies:

> "Wait, what? But we're dead!"


God replies:

> "Doesn't matter. You know what? If you can tell me a funny story of how you died, I'll let you in."

The first guy starts narrating:

>"Well, for me it was like this. I'm an attorney and I work every night until 8 p.m. Now, last night I came home at 7 p.m. already to surprise my wife and we're living on the 8th floor of a high building. When I came into the room, she was sitting naked on the bed which she never did for me. I searched the whole apartment but couldn't find anyone, but still then, I was pissed. So I went on the balcony to smoke a cigarette where I saw someone hanging on the railing. I took off my shoe and started hitting on his fingers. He fell down but fell into a tree and survived. Because I had a fridge on the balcony, I threw it down to hit the guy but the power cable wrapped around my foot and now I'm here."

God replies:

>"Wow, awesome story. I like it, please, come in!" turns around facing the second guy and asks: "And what about you?"

The second guy starts explaining:

>"You know, I'm a window cleaner. So after I cleaned some windows of the 9th floor of a building, I leaned back to look if everything was done well. I leaned a bit too much, fell over the railing but was just able to hold myself at a different railing of a balcony on the 8th floor. Suddenly, an asshole appeared and started hitting my fingers with his shoe. I fell down but into a tree and survived but then, of course, a fridge fell on me and now I'm here."

God replies:

>"Lol, please, enter." turns around and asks the last guy: "And what about you?"

The last guy starts talking:

>"Well, I don't even know how to explain. Well, I was sitting naked in a fridge when...