A couple goes to marriage counseling for one last effort to save their marriage. The counselor asks what the main problem seems to be.
"We disagree on everything. We basically have nothing in common"
The counselors thinks for a second and says "Well this is easy enough. Let's find something that you both have in common."
The husband pipes up, "Well neither of us suck dick."
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