...are discussing the presents they are going to offer their mothers-in-law for Christmas.
First guy says: "I'm going to offer her a ring and gloves, so that if she doesn't like the ring she can hide it with the gloves."
Second guy says: "I'll give her a necklace and a scarf, so if she doesn't like the necklace she can hide it with the scarf"
Third guy says: "As for me I'll offer her earrings and a dildo, so if she doesn't like the earrings she can go fuck herself!"
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