Three guys and a human sized bottle of ketchup are sitting at a bar. Around 10 PM, the group sees a beautiful woman walk into the bar. The bottle of ketchup turns to the guys and says, "Watch me lay the sauce on her". The bottle of ketchup introduces himself to the beautiful woman and they hit it off really well. Ketchup is laying it thick and 30 minutes after they start talking the woman asks if they can go to Ketchup's place. Ketchup says a quick bye to the three guys and then leaves the bar with the woman.
After last call ends around 2 AM, the three guys stumble out of the bar and start heading home. Across the street they see the same beautiful woman they saw earlier with red sauce all over her dress. One of the guys yells out, "He lady what happened to you?" and she yells back, "I broke the condiment".
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