Some jokes I made up! :D (Warning: Offensive)

What's a ticking timebomb? A Muslim with free speech,
What does an Arab gardener plant? Bombs,
Why do Muslims love hurting themselves? Because they love 911,
What's faster than a bullet? A Jew with a discount,
What do Russian Buddhists meditate on? Vodka bottles,
Who is fat people's lord and savior? Cheesus Stripes,
What day do Mexican plumbers celebrate? Sink-o De Mayo,
Sorry if these suck :c

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