...when they notice a white spot on the ground.
The 10 year old says : " Oh! Look at that! Someone spilled milk on the ground!"
The 14 year old crouches down, smells the liquid and says : "Nah. That's sperm."
The 18 year old dips her finger in the sperm, tastes it and says : "Yeah. And he's not from the neighborhood."
I told that joke near a 11 year old and they asked me what was a veranda. Maybe it's time for me to update the ages in that joke.
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