One of them was a brunette, the other one a redhead, and the last one, a blonde. As their car broke down in the middle of nowhere and they know nothing about cars, they decide to take a part of the car with them.
The brunette says: "I'm gonna take the roof, so I can protect myself from sandstorms.
The redhead says: I'm gonna take the seat so I can sit down and rest on it at night.
The blonde says: Well I'm gonna take the door, so when it's hot, I pull down the window and get some cool air.
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