Three gangsters, Vito, Carlo, and Nick are sitting around a table in a fancy restaurant. They’ve just finished their meal and have ordered some brandy. While they’re waiting for the brandy Vito pulls out a cigar and a $50 bill. He sticks of the bill into the flame of the candle in the centre of the table and uses it to light his cigar. Not to be outdone, Carlo pulls out a cigar and does the same thing with a $100 bill. Nick laughs and says, “You fucking cheapskates!” He then pulls out a cigar, writes a check for $1000 and lights his cigar with it.
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