Three friends on a bike

There's three friends travelling on a bike on a lonesome highway in the early hours on the morning. Let's call them Michael, Ahmed and Rakesh The weather is chilly and they are around 25 miles from their destination. They are almost frozen to death. But there is wilderness all around them and they can't stop.

So Rakesh, sitting at the far end of the bike asks the friend in the middle, Ahmed if he's feeling cold. Ahmed tell him he's so cold that he can't feel his legs.

Rakesh tells Ahmed to stick his dick up Michael's ass and that doing so will keep him warm.

Ahmed , shocked by his reply asks him the reason for this stupid idea. To this, Rakesh replies,
"you haven't noticed yet have you?"

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