Three engineering students contemplate God.

The first student says "Obviously he is a mechanical engineer, look at all the joints." The second student responds, "No no no, he has to be an electrical engineer, just think about all of the nerve impulses..." The third student considers these and offers his opinion, "Actually he is a civil engineer, who else would run a toxic waste pipeline straight through a recreational area?"

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