Sandpaper Sally

So a guy at a bar chats up a girl and ends up taking her home. They get to it and as she's on top, he's just in pain. "Ooh ouch..ooh ouch".
"What's wrong?" She ask.
"I don't know, hurts, kinda rough." He replies.
She's like "Oh ok, hang on I'll be right back".
She goes in the rest room for a minute, comes back and they resume.
"Wow that feels amazing, what did you do?" He asks her.
She answers:

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