The first one said "I wake up everyday for breakfast at seven in the morning and I can't take a piss until ten". The second man replied "You think you have it bad? I can't take a piss or a shit until the afternoon even with all the laxatives!". The third elderly man told the two "You think you two have it bad?! I piss and shit at eight in the morning!". "Well what's so bad about that?" They asked. "I usually wake up at nine".
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